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Dear Santa: It's me again -your old pal Homeboy. Man, do I need some favors this year. Probably more than ever. I know you're probably hearing that from a lot of folks, it being tough times and all. But I'm not asking for any expensive new gadgets or completely useless luxury items. Lord knows my wife buys enough of that stuff throughout the rest of the year.
What I really need is some help with my family. You know who I'm talking about. I know you've been watching them through that crystal ball of yours for years now. You see them when they're sleeping. You know when they're awake. So you obviously also know how completely out of control they can be this time of year.See the full content of this document
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Homeboy ; Big Snow Would Be Ideal Gift
Take my fifth-grade daughter, for instance. You know, the one who has written you every single day since the middle of August asking you to bring her a cell phone. I'm sure she has ...
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